Fanfiction

Harry Potter

I started writing these at the end of 2001, and the initial fics were so utterly bloody dreadful that I've opted not to include them. The earliest fic here is from 2002, and it's not exactly stellar (the fics are listed in roughly the chronological order that I wrote them, so the better ones will be towards the bottom); the fics range from NC-17 slash fic to G-rated gen-fic, although they are mostly PG to PG-13 with undertones of slash. The most frequently occurring character is probably Remus Lupin, because he's my favourite.

Sandman/The Endless

So far there are only three of these, in a surreal arc "describing" (although that seems a rather strong way of defining it) the relationship between Delirium and Desire. It's got approximately no bearing on canon and features incest and rather odd sex scenes. Probably not for the faint of stomach, and written in 2002 so not my best work either.

Three Investigators

By far and away the longest fics I have written, probably because they feature one of my painful Gary-Stus, Apollo Jones. I wouldn't advise reading them unless you can stomach obnoxious canon rape, my total lack of knowledge about anything in California and the appalling Britishisms which doubtless pepper the dialogue and text. On the other hand, if you like long fic and arguments, these are probably going to be alright for you.

Band of Brothers

I can't make it clear enough that these are intended pretty much entirely as gifts for individual people, are based on the fictionalised portrayals in the HBO/BBC miniseries, and are not intended to insult the real people upon whom those portrayals are based. Contrary to what some people believe about slash, they're ... affectionate speculative fiction. There are three of these so far.

Crossovers

A collection of crack-addled crossover fics, lengthy and possibly likely to cause irrepairable brain damage, these all feature the magnificent time-travelling bastard Captain Jack Harkness of Dr Who/Torchwood fame. Some of them have been posted on vintagemilitary, but I intend to continue writing and posting in this vein until, uh, I've completely raped every fandom dry of ideas, or something like that.

Miscellaneous

All the fanfic I've written for other fandoms (that I can bear to put online), generally about one per fandom: The Chronicles of Narnia, Withnail & I, Rome, House, Dexter, Lord of the Flies, Black Books and Doctor Dolittle, although the latter, rather like the Three Investigators fic (and the Hardy Boys and Willard Price fic that is too terrible for anyone to be allowed to read it) doesn't have much bearing on canon. This is pretty much consistently R-rated, although there is a PG Rome fic, and some of the subject matter is a little disturbing - all the fics come with reasonably comprehensive warnings.

© the respective authors and estates of said authors: I do not claim the characters of these works as my own