Downloads

DISCLAIMER: of course I'm not making any money from doing this, you retards. Don't even think about suing me to get me to stop - just ask.

Games

Directly taken from elsewhere. Just click on the link to download the zip files.

Lemmings

Lemmings 2 - The Tribes

Oh no - More Lemmings

Tutorials/Texts

In PDF format. They should be compatible with most version of Acrobat, and since I wrote all of these I don't expect to hear people banging on my metaphorical door to complain at me about copyright, okay? Right click and Save As if you're on a PC, and if you have a Mac I expect you to know what you're doing anyway.

Pass The Parcel (illustrated full text)

The Fantastical and Unlikely Adventures of Fuck & Kill (illustrated full text)

How Not To Write (collected articles)

Photoshop 7 Colouring Tutorial Part 1

Cheesecake Recipe

Fashion Templates (with annotations)

Wav files

There are a lot of these, so they have their own page. They're all soundbytes from films and TV shows, and I did not clip any of them. If this massively offends you, then please feel free to find the person who did and tell them. In the meantime, I'm just collating and resharing and taking the strain off their bandwith, so.

Misc

Complete LJ moodtheme (misc)

Complete LJ moodtheme (Jake Gyllenhaal)